Bits & Bites

Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa will host the four stars of "Seinfeld" for the entire hour of "Live With Regis and Kelly" on Nov. 23.
It will be the first time that "Live" has devoted a full program to the cast of another show, Buena Vista Television announced Monday.
Philbin is "the world's biggest `Seinfeld' fan," according to the release.
Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards will talk about the release of the DVDs "Seinfeld - Season 5" and "Seinfeld - Season 6," which will be in stores Nov. 22.
"Seinfeld" ran on NBC from 1990-98.

If Regis is the worlds biggest fan of Seinfeld, I would be the second biggest fan. If you get a chance to see Jerry Seinfeld doing stand-up in your area, you should go. He has a lot more "edge" on stage.



***********************************

The trial of Slobodan Milosevic was adjourned until next week after the former Yugoslav president said he was feeling too ill to continue Wednesday.
Milosevic underwent a medical examination in the court building, but no details were released.
"I cannot call my next witness. I cannot sit here any longer," Milosevic told presiding Judge Patrick Robinson. "Everybody knows I have been coming here with great difficulty."
The panel of three judges later decided to cancel the remainder of hearings on Wednesday and the entire day on Thursday.
The interruption came one day after Milosevic asked the court for a six-week recess, citing a new medical report that his heart condition had not stabilized.
Milosevic, 63, suffers chronic high blood pressure, which has led to months of delays in his landmark case at the International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia that began in February 2002.

This guy is going to die before they ever try him. How long has this been going on? I think certain- high profile- evil people, WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS they are guilty, the trial should be a formality. COME ON!

Could you imagine Milosevic getting off on some technicality because some third-world soldier didn't read him his rights. Or forgot to give Milosevic an extra pillow on Thursdays- as stated by the Geneva Convention rules.

It would be a sad.. sad day if a guy like Saddam was let free because some wacky jury listened to the "Bush Lied to take us to war" crap.

***********************************

I know I said I was not going to make fun of Bird Flu again. But, I can't resist. It is like someone addicted to booze. I say I will not make fun of Bird Flu. But then I see a picture.. I can't help myself.

PEOPLE IN ASIA TRAIN FOR TREATING SICK BIRDS..



I think I need to start a twelve-step program. I need help!

Step one: Admit I am powerless over stupid Bird Flu. My life has become unmanageable.
Step two....