Obama-isms

April 13, 2008 / by AngryRepublican

(Things Obama can say. But you or I would be fired if we said the same thing.)

Obama-isms are a neat thing and a great gift held by one man.

 

Only Obama could ever say some of these things.

For example:

If I said: "..Obama is a 'typical Black man', he fears people who are not like him.."

I would be run out of town. I would be called a racist and I would be threatened.

However, Obama can say these things with ease.

Obama claims that getting pregnant is like a punishment, in the lines of getting a sexually transmitted disease.

No one on the left, nor many in the media condemned this statement of Obama's, so I must assume that many democrats also view a "baby" as punishment.

Obama believes people in small towns are "bitter." Obama believes that we are so "bitter" that we "cling to our guns and religion", (like a bunch of Hillbillies) and we take this "bitterness" out on immigrants and people who are not like us.

Obama, we are not "bitter."

 

In fact, the folks in Pennsylvania believed in the 2nd Amendment and we respected "freedom of religion" long before Illinois became a State in the Union.

So, in honor of the many "Obama-isms" that have been created by Obama thus far. (Just think about how many more are to come. We have 6 months until the general election.)

We have a collection of "Obama-isms" set to bumper stickers. Ready for you to cut and paste to "sticky paper" and place around town.

 

 

 

 

Normally, (being a self- absorbed capitalist) I would sell these bumper stickers to Flea Market vendors and T-shirt shops. However, since I am a "typical BITTER White person" from Pennsylvania, I thought I would give them away.

(How to make a bumper sticker)

 

I have made these stickers "easy to steal." Just (right click) your mouse over the sticker. A menu should appear asking if you want to "save the picture." Click that. Save as a "Jpeg image" and give it a file name.

At this point, you should be able to "insert" the sticker in Microsoft Word, or any printable program. You should also be able to expand the sticker to a larger size by "clicking the image" and pulling it bigger.

You will now need "sticky paper." You can buy it at Wal- Mart, or Staples, etc. Usually called "label paper," it fits into your printer. (Do not buy small, pre-cut labels. Buy full sheet- label paper.)

Congratulations..!!

You are now in the Bumper sticker business. Have fun..!!

(Though, I wouldn't recommend placing any of these stickers on a liberal democrat's car. That would be a mean thing to do.)

Since we are on the topic of Obama…

This next video was the "MOST viewed" of the Angry Republican Video Broadcasts.

The idea for this video came to me when I remembered how wacky liberals tried to claim President Reagan was the "Anti-Christ", when Reagan was running for his second term.

These liberals said Reagan would push the "button" and attack Russia, bringing on the Armageddon. The letters in his name added up to 666, so Reagan must be the Anti- Christ.

I thought it would be fun to claim that one of the democrats was the Anti-Christ. (I picked Obama only because he "was" the leader in this presidential race.)

It is just a parody. Do NOT take it seriously.

 

The character I play in these videos is not really who I am. (If you saw me on the street, you would not recognize me.) AR Babonie, in the videos, is a cross between Leone Redbone, Doctor Johnny Fever (From the TV show- WKRP in Cincinnati), and some Right Wing talk show host. (If you can combine all those elements.)

So- Obama supporters, do not get too mad at this video. It is just a little payback for what your liberal piers did to Ronald Reagan in 1984.

 

The 8th Angry Republican Video Broadcast

Is Obama the "Anti-Christ..??"

 

4 comments on Obama-isms

  • bavolet said 4 months ago

    I like the global warming picture you use in the opening and closing sequences of your video.  Innocent Laughing

    I think the Nobama can be thought of like a contraction.  No Obama shortened to Nobama (also, kind of like in Spanish when you say something like La Agua - it comes out more like lagua when it's said).  Or you could go ahead and use the apostroph and make it N'Obama - kind of frenchifies it at that point.

    Those would actually make pretty good bumper stickers - instead of telling people who you are voting for you are telling people who you are not voting for.  Vote Nobama.

  • AngryRepublican said 4 months ago

    Sorry it took so long to reply to you..!!

    I was in my Pennsylvania basement, reading the Bible and clinging to my guns.

    I have a funny emotional feeling that I feel today.

    I think I feel "bitter."

  • JOEZsREPUBLICANPAGE said 4 months ago

    LaughingIf I did not know better I would get the IDEA that you don't think highly of ODUMBA   ( I just had to change the name , it fits so well )Laughing

  • billyb said 3 months ago

    Since I am agnostic can I pray to you?

    I wish the President would become an angry Republican and lash out at the ignorant Dems of both races who are "bitter" at their own failures and "cling" to broken levees. 

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